GRIFF'S prayer

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF speaks on his hope that people will just start to be more honest with himself. He specifically notes how people with road rage tend to deny in God’s name that they don’t have road rage, even though it inevitably comes out when they’re sitting in traffic or another […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF has got Halloween on his mind. Though it’s typically supposed to be a fun time of dress-up and candy for the kids, this year’s spirit has been tinged by the recent sightings of creepy clowns all across the country! Because of this, regular, well-intentioned people who happen to […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF recalls an eventful trip he took to a restaurant to pick up some food to eat. He said that while he was paying for the food, the cashier lady reached over to give him his receipt, and he noticed something strange. The woman was missing more than a […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF asks God why men have to turn into big babies when they’re sick! He hilariously points out the fact that men could be the most masculine, big burly men, but they tend to switch it up once they get sick. He says, yesterday, he wasn’t feeling well, and […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF is all about seeing the glass half full. He’s not into “playing devil’s advocate,” or cursing the inconvenient things that happen to us and saying they’ve come from the devil. He’s determined to keep his perspective flipped so the positive side is up, no matter what kind of […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF seems to be a little bit fired up about the second debate between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. A lot of strange stuff happened on that stage between the two presidential candidates last night, but one thing in particular stood out in GRIFF’s mind. He just could not […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF shouts out one of his friends who got him in trouble for shoplifting when they were kids. This friend, Nigel, has gotten him in trouble for other things as well. GRIFF just found out that his friend Nigel is in jail. So GRIFF sends out a prayer to […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF says he comes in need because he’s noticing an epidemic just as big as the Zika Virus rearing its ugly head on unsuspecting victims. He says its a “taboo” epidemic, and he’s referring to the way people have been suddenly dropping their phones and cracking the screens! He […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF thanks God for always making him laugh. He remarks that God made him a comedian, but he is constantly tickled by the Lord’s comedic timing. He mentions some of the funny moments from God that he witnessed, like a woman he saw trip in the grocery store, and […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF confronts the truth about horoscopes and astrological signs. He says that he grew up being taught that horoscopes are demonic, and not of God, and now he realizes the truth in that teaching. GRIFF says that when he looks at the signs- other than his, of course -he […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, he goes to God with something that has been weighing heavy on his heart: the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump tonight. He’s not sure if he wants to watch something that could go any number of ways, most of which don’t seem like they’ll be good. […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF explains that he loves to keep up with maintenance on his “beautiful 13” feet by going to get them done at nail salons. He noticed, however, that the ladies at the salon love to talk about him and other customers in their native language of Vietnamese. So in […]